Me: You need to eat vegetables everyday to stay healthy.
Kate: Nah, I watch enough Veggie Tales everyday to keep me healthy!
A collection of quotes and conversations from a precocious (AKA sassy-mouthed) preschooler.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Nice Try
Me: "Your room is a mess. We've got to clean it before bed. Come help."
Kate: "Don't worry about it. God isn't worried about it."
Me: "What?"
Kate: "He's probably still too worried about the Isrealites not listening to him and having to spend 40 years. . .40 YEARS. . .in the desert, and then he was happy because they listened and went to the promised land. So, he really doesn't have time to worry about my room being messy."
Me: "What? We're cleaning your room right now."
Kate: "Okay."
Kate: "Don't worry about it. God isn't worried about it."
Me: "What?"
Kate: "He's probably still too worried about the Isrealites not listening to him and having to spend 40 years. . .40 YEARS. . .in the desert, and then he was happy because they listened and went to the promised land. So, he really doesn't have time to worry about my room being messy."
Me: "What? We're cleaning your room right now."
Kate: "Okay."
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