Not in Charge

Dr. Marlo: Now, Kate, you understand that you can not be in charge all of the time, right?
Kate (with her arms crossed): Yeah, I KNOW! That's just frustrating. . .it's just SO ridiculous!!!

Dr. Marlo: Who is in charge?
Kate: <silence>
Dr. Marlo: Mommy and Daddy, right?
Kate: Well, actually, no. Actually, God is in charge. He's everywhere. . .YOU know that.

Nice Try

Kate: Mommy, where are my Crocs?
Me: I think I saw them by the fireplace.
Kate: They are NOT by the fireplace, Mommy. . .they are ON the fireplace. . .that was a nice try though.