I'm 'lergic' (AKA 'allergic')

Me: "Kate, if you finish your dinner, you can have a brownie."

Kate (trying to act unphased): "I don't love brownies. . .I'm 'lergic' to them."

Me: "They have sprinkles."

Kate: "Sprinkles?. . . I LOVE brownies!"

Me: "I thought you were allergic?"

Kate: "Just sometimes"

Side Note: She is also 'lergic' to naps, green beans, and panties that don't don a picture of a Disney princess.
She has also now informed us that she is 'lergic' to the devil.