Play-Doh (AKA Play-Toh)

Kate: "I know how to open my 'Play-Toh' myself, Mommy!" 

Me: "Wow, really?" 

Kate: "Yep, I just throw it on the floor and step on it really hard and it opens right up!"

A little later. . .

Kate: "Can I have a treat for cleaning up my 'Play-Toh'?" 

Me: "No. You did a good job cleaning up, but you don't get a treat EVERY time you clean." 

Kate (very matter-of-factly): "Well, I guess next time I'm gonna just let you clean it up then."